WHIPS

Found this and thought it was funny. Wife already said Tank. Said guys are more demanding and they should pick tank first. Also says that the only thing a tank cant do that women need, is the honey do list. Oh wait, thats an inside joke. Hang on a minute...............!

I want a Tiger tank in my backyard.
When my neighbor pisses me off all I need to do is point the turret toward his kitchen...

As a Brazilian i would like the tank! i would be save and get all the boobs (maria gasolina/diesel) that i whant and invade Argentina !

I would pich the tank as well. I would put a lawnmower blade on bottom and use it to mow yard and then drive it down to my neighbors house (when he pisses me off) and do donuts in his yard or drive thru his garage. Plays music to loud thru neighborhood, so i may even run over his car. Wife also says you can live in a tank, but not in the girl. True....hey wait, whats that supposed to mean?

I was wondering on a third choice
Best what I come with (internet not helpfull always...)

Either girlfriend on a tank, either a tank-Girlfriend.

sko is onto something I think

Never got that thing about child girls dressed like cats, or whatever sick thing that is.....

thats what actualy the search gave me for tank-girls ... (internet has strange ways to work )